20. Outdoor Rec major. Taken. Hufflepuff. Livin' it up in southern Illinois. I like s'mores and lying on the beach.
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staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

taylorswift:

I taught Olivia how to take selfies with her tiny paw and she’s getting super good at it.

taylorswift:

I taught Olivia how to take selfies with her tiny paw and she’s getting super good at it.

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

pornstarwars:

okay so there was this girl who really pissed me off at school and over the summer i googled “banishing spells” and i basically lit a candle and said some stuff and now on the first day before school starts i’ve found out that she’s moved to a different school i’m not saying i’m a witch but i’m 100% convinced i’m a witch

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge