20. Outdoor Rec major. Taken. Hufflepuff. Livin' it up in southern Illinois. I like s'mores and lying on the beach.
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satanspersonallapdancer:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

'Do  you see how impressive my chocolate-finding skills are?'

(Source: iraffiruse)

Played 40,684 times

agrande-news:

Chris Brown - Don’t Be Gone Too Long (feat. Ariana Grande)

comeoutofthewoodwork:

“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

OH MY GOD WHAT

(Source: dirtytaylorswift)

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour)

the-gallifreyan-detective:

this is my favorite blooper for the whole series and I really wanna know what he said to her that got that reaction.

(Source: stinson)

talkto-d:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

But also don’t own a dog with someone you’re just dating… this is very important

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

so, take it from a decently tall person, we honestly don’t realize it. bUT WE TOTALLY FEEL BAD FOR IT like just call us out and we’ll slow down like for real. it’s that easy bro 

(Source: internetqueers)